We're on a hunt to find the best boat jokes around.
Old, new, sail or power — anything to brighten our day. We asked the boats.com Twitter following to send us their best, and this is what they came up with. Can you do better?
@boatsdotcom What do you do with a sick boat? Take it to the Doc!
— Hingle McCringlebery (@SquirtinGirten) July 9, 2013
@boatsdotcom Why did the sailboat sink while tied to the dock? Pier pressure!
— Aircraft & Marine (@AircraftMarine) July 9, 2013
@boatsdotcom A boat carrying red paint crashed into a boat carrying blue paint and the crew were marooned....
— Volvo Penta Canada (@VolvoPentaCan) July 9, 2013
Know any good boat jokes? Share them with firstname.lastname@example.org for our next collection update. And thanks!