We're on a hunt to find the best boat jokes around.


Old, new, sail or power — anything to brighten our day. We asked the boats.com Twitter following to send us their best, and this is what they came up with. Can you do better?



Boat sinking at the dock

Boats sinking at a dock are no laughing matter... but we like the punchline in the joke below.



Know any good boat jokes? Share them with editor@boats.com for our next collection update. And thanks!


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