Portrait of a Humpback Whale

Dinner Tray of Sushi

File this news story under either “WTF” or “Despicable.” A restaurant in Santa Monica called THE HUMP got busted for serving whale sushi.

Hey guys, somebody there must have known whales are endangered. Really cool. Can I get my condor egg-white frittata to go, please?

The owners apologize on the Hump website. Um, okay, but why do you need to put in place “procedures’ to ensure you comply with the law? You couldn’t figure that one out beforehand?