Viral videos are the internet's golden geese. You can watch one every day for the rest of your life and can spend your entire life trying to create one to no avail. The truth is that simple always works best. And while these digital gems are becoming more and more common, viral videos focused around boating are still rare as ever.

But we found one. Here's this week's Manic Monday video:

The Talking Boat was posted a week ago. Now it has over 1.2 million views on YouTube. It's no