Kim & Kourtney Kardashian Spend A Day At Sea!

Kim Kardashian, the reality star famous for, well, for being famous, tweeted pictures of herself on a boat, in a bikini, and somehow this became national news.

In the grand scheme of things the real question is, “And we care, why?”

But people do care about celebrities and the minutiae of their lives. It’s why, as of this posting, she has 3,228,284 Twitter followers. That’s over 100 times more followers than Doctors Without Borders, an organization that actually makes a difference in the world. And almost as many followers as the President of the United States.

Regardless, we have some hard questions. Whose boat is it? What kind of boat? Is there a captain? Is it a chartered boat? Gas or diesel? Do they ever leave the harbor, maybe for a run over to Bimini? The world will be better off knowing such things.

UPDATE: The intrepid Diane Byrne has the answer, “the yacht is the 150-foot Utopia III, built by Trinity Yachts. Original name was Lady Linda.”