This one falls under the category of, “Things You Can’t Believe Somebody Actually Wrote.” But it’s so bad it’s funny, and in today’s high-performance powerboat world we could all use a little funny.




So with that in mind, I submit you to the “What You Need to Know About Luxury Speed Boats” blog credited to one Lucy Bushman.




Be sure to sit down when you read it. And you probably don’t want to eat or drink as you read or you might spray your laptop.




There are so many gems here, but my favorite is No. 19:  “Luxury speed boats have spacious cabins, beautiful accommodations, and the ability to make all of your acceleration dreams come true.”




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Written by: Matt Trulio
Matt Trulio is the co-publisher and editor in chief of speedonthewater.com, a daily news site with a weekly newsletter and a new bi-monthly digital magazine that covers the high-performance powerboating world. The former editor-in-chief of Sportboat magazine and editor at large of Powerboat magazine, Trulio has covered the go-fast powerboat world since 1995. Since joining boats.com in 2000, he has written more than 200 features and blogs.